USAutomaton



I do indeed hope you all had as relaxing and fulfilling a Sabbath day as I did.  Though the Lord Almighty and I don't always see eye-to-eye, I find we both agree that errrbody needs a day off once in a while, AND SO I TOOK THE DAY OFF OF EVERYTHING.  I didn't even post anything here, isn't that just crazy?


Oh well, I'm making up for it today with a super mega long post.  Actually I'm mostly kidding, it's only a moderately long post, and it's only really long because I took a couple more screencaps than usual.  That's a lot of work for a Monday, so I'm probably gonna have to have a smoke and giggle at some cartoons for a couple of hours, right after I'm finished here.  Feels good, folks.

Anyway, yeah, ON TO THE MAIN EVENT.  His name is USAutomaton, and he's pretty much a giant patriotic robot.  I had to strike a balance, what with that goliath-sized soviet asshole I posted last week.



A handsome devil if I do say so myself.  And I do.  Mostly.




Tall, broad-shouldered and husky, A LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE TRUE AMERICAN SPIRIT.  Except he's a robot, so he's not alive.  Still, he's more American than a pornstar eating a hotdog.




Flex them deltoids.  SHOW OFF YOUR MECHANICAL STUDLINESS.




He dunn gone nuclear, yo.




FALCONNNNNNNN PAUNCHHHH




'Come at me bro.'





He is obviously set to get his clobber on.


I think now would be a good time to mention that I'm a Canadian dude, and yes, I have many patriotic-themed characters; my favourite definitely being the German motherfucker that could probably fuck more shit up than Hitler on steroids.  In fact, he very well may be a reanimated Hitler on steroids.  Wouldn't that just be the bee's knees?

Anyway, this post is dedicated to all my 'MURICAN followers, because you guys are the greatest neighbours a seal-clubbin' Canuck could ask for.

TTFN

14 comments:

I nostalgia :)

September 20, 2010 at 9:57 AM  

^^ +1

September 20, 2010 at 10:05 AM  

Have you done a British one? >_>

September 20, 2010 at 11:29 AM  

Oh man thats f-ing awesome

Suppoting

September 20, 2010 at 12:12 PM  

Awww yeah Team America right there.

September 20, 2010 at 2:18 PM  

Thanks for the comment! Awesome post, colors on USAutomaton look dope!

September 20, 2010 at 10:26 PM  

lol nice, lots of cool pics of this character. Now, I didn't measure, but I think my JUMBOPOST still beats this one for length, but I think u have cooler characters on urs :P

September 20, 2010 at 11:54 PM  

aah yeah clobbering time! :D

September 21, 2010 at 12:45 PM  

America, fuck yeah!

September 21, 2010 at 1:52 PM  

looks pretty cool man

September 21, 2010 at 4:02 PM  

Pretty cool guy. What game is that?

September 22, 2010 at 6:03 AM  

Great blog, man!

Hope you`ll check out mine as well.

September 23, 2010 at 12:08 PM  

thanks we love you too

September 23, 2010 at 2:51 PM  

supporting!

September 23, 2010 at 10:29 PM  

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