I do indeed hope you all had as relaxing and fulfilling a Sabbath day as I did. Though the Lord Almighty and I don't always see eye-to-eye, I find we both agree that errrbody needs a day off once in a while, AND SO I TOOK THE DAY OFF OF EVERYTHING. I didn't even post anything here, isn't that just crazy?
Oh well, I'm making up for it today with a super mega long post. Actually I'm mostly kidding, it's only a moderately long post, and it's only really long because I took a couple more screencaps than usual. That's a lot of work for a Monday, so I'm probably gonna have to have a smoke and giggle at some cartoons for a couple of hours, right after I'm finished here. Feels good, folks.
Anyway, yeah, ON TO THE MAIN EVENT. His name is USAutomaton, and he's pretty much a giant patriotic robot. I had to strike a balance, what with that goliath-sized soviet asshole I posted last week.
A handsome devil if I do say so myself. And I do. Mostly.
Tall, broad-shouldered and husky, A LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE TRUE AMERICAN SPIRIT. Except he's a robot, so he's not alive. Still, he's more American than a pornstar eating a hotdog.
Flex them deltoids. SHOW OFF YOUR MECHANICAL STUDLINESS.
He dunn gone nuclear, yo.
FALCONNNNNNNN PAUNCHHHH
'Come at me bro.'
He is obviously set to get his clobber on.
I think now would be a good time to mention that I'm a Canadian dude, and yes, I have many patriotic-themed characters; my favourite definitely being the German motherfucker that could probably fuck more shit up than Hitler on steroids. In fact, he very well may be a reanimated Hitler on steroids. Wouldn't that just be the bee's knees?
Anyway, this post is dedicated to all my 'MURICAN followers, because you guys are the greatest neighbours a seal-clubbin' Canuck could ask for.
TTFN
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Dave said...
September 20, 2010 at 9:57 AM
^^ +1
GKBLOG said...
September 20, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Have you done a British one? >_>
McGizzle said...
September 20, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Oh man thats f-ing awesome
Suppoting
Void Filter said...
September 20, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Awww yeah Team America right there.
Ken Moon said...
September 20, 2010 at 2:18 PM
Thanks for the comment! Awesome post, colors on USAutomaton look dope!
Sweeeeeetas said...
September 20, 2010 at 10:26 PM
lol nice, lots of cool pics of this character. Now, I didn't measure, but I think my JUMBOPOST still beats this one for length, but I think u have cooler characters on urs :P
KC. said...
September 20, 2010 at 11:54 PM
aah yeah clobbering time! :D
netz3r0 said...
September 21, 2010 at 12:45 PM
America, fuck yeah!
BIGPOPPA said...
September 21, 2010 at 1:52 PM
looks pretty cool man
A musician and gamer said...
September 21, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Pretty cool guy. What game is that?
Souf. said...
September 22, 2010 at 6:03 AM
thanks we love you too
MC said...
September 23, 2010 at 2:51 PM
supporting!
couragewolf2 said...
September 23, 2010 at 10:29 PM