Chronic Alt-itis: Burly Bear

Burly Bear

Posted by mastajon at 11:27 AM

This has to be one of my personal favourite concepts for a costume. No tricks, no deceptions, no illusions, nothing up his sleeve; with Burly Bear, what you see is what you get. And, as you've no doubt noticed at this point, what you see is a giant muscle-bound asshole dressed as a teddy bear.

I imagine him as The Tick in bear form. Giant, oversized, and creepily adorable, I find myself trying and failing to find a way to describe him that doesn't make both he and I look massively retarded. Neither of us seems to mind though, it's just how we roll.

Oh yeah, and I gave him a big ol' wooden club to swing around. Why? I don't know. It seemed the right thing to do.

He sure does like swingin' that club. It's not like he even needs it, MY GOD LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' SIZE OF HIM. He could probably crush my head into a raisin with his pectoral vice-action.

GAZE UPON THE FACE OF JUSTICE.

Well, it's looking like it's time for a smoke, a nap and a night at the pub. As it's Friday, I implore you all to get hammered and touch yourself for an hour or two. Maybe watch a movie afterward. You know you want to.

Ciao, my lovelies.