Chronic Alt-itis: Omni Ranger

Omni Ranger

Posted by mastajon at 12:31 PM

At the moment, my internet connection is being a patchy SOB, and I'm having difficulties logging into the game to take some shots of the character I intended to post about today, and so I thought I would have to resort to writing about the weather or blah blah blah. However, while searching through some random image folders, I found some weird pictures from about a year ago. Apparently I was taking screenshots of this character, Omni Ranger, doing stupid shit around the server for no reason whatsoever. So I figured, what the hell, I'll show you guys these stupid pictures.

A bit of background: From what I remember, he's supposed to be some kind of campy Iron Man/Power Ranger hybrid or something. At least, that's how I'm imagining him now and from this point on will always refer to him as such.

Alright, a nice relaxed pose, hands in metal suit pockets that don't actually seem to be there, okay, that's cool. This is cool, right? OH I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

Flexing his manly-man biceps by some guys that aren't even sentient and therefore can't acknowledge it, making for great emotional contrast! Isn't that just great and dandy and hilarious. Moving on.

Doing the Wave or something. I don't know.

Talking on the phone, standing next to a guy handing out pamphlets. I don't even know why the hell this shot was taken. I don't even ever remember playing as this guy. My best guess is that I was ridiculously inebriated and thought this was amusing for some reason.

Did I mention inebriation and videogames go quite nicely, hand-in-hand? Oh, they do, they do. But I'm sure you knew that already.